The Hunt for an Agent Begins!!

Ok so an agent, the rare, highly saught after and almost never found, agent. The reason that I lost a good solid 3 years off of my life. Agents are the stepping stone between an Indie author and a Traditional author. They bridge the gap between the common lowly folk, aka us, and th holy high class, aka the publishers.
So as you can tell i am not the biggest fan of agents but i have my reasons that i will explain and they are probably not the reasons you might expect.
Now before i get to my feelings on literary agents